I am a millenial. Generation Y. Born between the birth of AIDS and 9/11. Give or take. They call us the global generation. We are known for our entitlement and narcissism. Some say it’s because we’re the first generation where every kid gets a trophy for just showing up. Others thinks it’s because social media allows us to post every time we fart or have a sandwich for all the world to see. But it seems our one defining trait is a numbness to the world. An indifference to suffering.
You know how like everyone always talks about the one person in their family who has the really funny laugh?
I’ve just realized that no one in my family talks about that…
I’M THE ONE WITH THE WEIRD LAUGH.
God I love working in this bar with this lovely lady.
So this weekend has been pretty awesome, Mainly due to me being put permanently on cocktail bar at work and getting a pay rise. This afternoon we have an awesome event on at work which means I get to listen to an international DJ while I get paid over $30 an hour plus raking in all the tips from rich bitch customers.
I’m loving life right now, couldn’t be happier (unless I had more money but oh well).
I scrolled for 35 minutes just to find this gif
On the other hand, Craig went to my primary school and I bet you’re all jealous that I could walk to his house in less than 5 minutes
You’re living, you occupy space, and you have mass.
You know what that means?
this is the most inspirational pun i have ever seen